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Wall Street's Crypto Crash Landing
PLUS: Memecoins Aren't Going Anywhere & BlackRock To Blast ETH To The Moon
Wll Street’s Crypto Crash Landing
Memecoins Aren’t Going Anywhere
Is BlackRock About To Blast ETH To The Moon?
And more…
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🌊 WALL STREET’S CRYPTO CRASH LANDING
Hold onto your Ledger — Morgan Stanley and Charles Schwab are moving into spot crypto faster than a Solana outage.
Why now?
SEC got cozy with crypto custody
Fed & OCC are giving TradFi the green light
And the new SEC boss just hit pause on several crypto lawsuits
Translation? TradFi is back in town.
🧑💼 Morgan Stanley
Launching spot crypto trading on E*Trade by 2026, likely plugging into crypto-native tech.
They’ve already got ETFs for the rich, but this time, they’re handing the keys to the average Joe.
📉 Charles Schwab
Rick Wurster says it’s go time:
“We’re hoping to go live within a year…”
They’re not trying to court the degen crowd — they want your uncle’s 401(k) to flirt with BTC.

Let’s be clear:
The crypto narrative is shifting.
BlackRock. Morgan Stanley. Schwab. Citadel.
This is no longer outsider money.
It’s mainstream. It’s strategic. It’s on.
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MEMECOINS AREN’T GOING ANYWHERE
We might not have a direct line to the Blockworks Research crew, but thankfully, Katherine Ross (writer of the Empire newsletter) does.
And today, she’s breaking down why – even in the face of falling volumes and weak sentiment – memecoins aren’t just surviving… they’re setting up shop.
Katherine, over to you 👇
Think of memecoins like fireworks: fast, flashy, but impossible to ignore.
According to Ryan Connor, Head of Research at Blockworks, that’s actually a strength.
The short-lived nature of these tokens makes them uniquely suited to crypto’s attention-driven market.

🚨 At their Q1 peak, memecoins made up roughly 25% of all crypto trading volume.
Yes, volumes dipped recently – but new data suggests the sector is already rebounding.
So, are memecoins good or bad for crypto’s image?
Ryan puts it simply: "No. They’re what’s working."

And when you look at the social mechanics behind them – similar to sports betting – it starts to make sense. Gains fuel stories → stories build communities → communities create new buyers. It’s a loop.
We're not at DraftKings levels yet, but the runway is there.
Bottom line?
Memecoins are here to stay.
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IS BLACKROCK ABOUT TO BLAST $ETH TO THE MOON? 🚀
It’s easy to tune out crypto news lately.
Not because it’s boring – but because the big stuff gets buried in a pile of corporate gobbledygook.
Like this:
BlackRock just filed to offer tokenized shares of its $150B Treasury Trust Fund.
Uh… what?
Let’s break it down:
BlackRock runs a huge fund that holds U.S. treasury assets – super safe, government-backed IOUs that pay a fixed interest.
Entry price? $3 million minimum. After that, investors can buy/sell freely.
Now, the big shift: they want to tokenize it – meaning, every trade gets logged onchain.
And guess what chain is most likely to power it?
Ethereum.
If this happens, here’s why it could be massive for $ETH:
Total Value Locked (TVL)
Ethereum currently has $52B TVL. If BlackRock brings the full $150B fund onchain, that’s a 4x jump – to $200B TVL.
For context: Solana is in second place… with just $8B.Narrative
“The world’s largest asset manager chooses Ethereum to tokenize $150B in assets” = a headline that could supercharge ETH sentiment.Snowball Effect
If BlackRock makes it work, other institutions will almost certainly follow. And they’ll probably use the same blockchain.
TL;DR: This could be giga-bullish for Ethereum.
It just gets lost in the jargon jungle.
OTHER NEWS
🔄 Bitcoin’s MVRV Ratio Turns Positive
The YoY True Market Value to Realized Value (MVRV) Ratio for Bitcoin flips back into positive territory—an encouraging sign of market recovery.
🤖⚡ AI Agents Could Drive Next BTC Adoption Wave
The rise of AI agents may spur demand for seamless, credit-risk-free micropayments—something the Lightning Network is uniquely positioned to deliver.
🏛️📉 Institutional Demand May Crowd Out Retail
With Bitcoin gaining traction as a geopolitical hedge, institutional adoption could drive prices higher, potentially sidelining everyday investors.
🇳🇬📜 Nigeria Recognizes Crypto as Securities
Nigeria passes legislation officially classifying Bitcoin and other crypto assets as securities—marking a regulatory milestone in Africa’s largest economy.
💰🏦 Coinbase Boosts BTC-Backed Loan Limit to $1M
Responding to rising demand, Coinbase now allows users to borrow up to $1 million against their Bitcoin collateral via USDC.
🏢📈 Corporate Bitcoin Holdings Hit 746K BTC
Companies now hold a record 746,302 BTC—tripling since Q1 2024—with nearly 100K BTC purchased in April 2025 alone.
📉💸 MicroStrategy Posts Another Loss, Plans $21B Equity Raise
Despite a fifth straight quarterly loss under fair value rules, MicroStrategy announces a $21 billion equity raise to fund further Bitcoin accumulation.
🏦🟠 Morgan Stanley to Offer Spot BTC Trading via E-Trade
Wall Street heavyweight Morgan Stanley plans to launch spot Bitcoin trading on its E-Trade platform in 2025, signaling growing institutional momentum.
🏙️🪙 Roswell, NM Starts Municipal Bitcoin Reserve
Roswell becomes the first U.S. city to hold Bitcoin in reserve, following a BTC donation valued at $2,845.
🇪🇺🚀 Bringin Raises $950K for Bitcoin Banking Solutions
European startup Bringin secures a $950K pre-seed round led by Initial Capital to expand Bitcoin-native financial services.
🏛️🪙 Texas Congressman Proposes Bitcoin ATMs in Federal Buildings
Rep. Lance Gooden introduces legislation to install Bitcoin and crypto ATMs across U.S. federal government facilities.
🇨🇭🔒 Relai and Sygnum Bank Launch BTC-Backed Loans
Swiss firm Relai teams up with Sygnum Bank to provide Bitcoin-backed loans tailored for high-net-worth individuals.
🏛️📊 North Carolina Moves Closer to Crypto Pension Allocation
The NC House passes a bill to allow up to 5% of state pension funds to be invested in Bitcoin and crypto assets—pending Senate approval.
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DISCLAIMER: None of this is financial advice. This newsletter is strictly educational and is not investment advice or a solicitation to buy or sell any assets or to make any financial decisions. Please be careful and do your own research.
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